We've covered some ground in metal movies from the grand fantasies of
Zeppelin, to the hard reality of life in Metallica. Help kill your weekend by checking out
your local video store or theater for these 12 metal movies.
Led Zeppelin - "Song Remains the Same" (1976)
KISS - "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" (1978)
Spinal Tap - "This Is Spinal Tap" (1984)
"Monster Dog" (1984)
Judas Priest - "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" (1986)
"Trick or Treat" (1986)
"The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal Years" (1988)
"Airheads" - (1994)
KISS - "Detroit Rock City" (1999)
"Rock Star" (2001)
"We Sold Our Souls for Rock n` Roll" (2001)
Metallica - "Some Kind of Monster" (2004)
Led Zeppelin - "Song Remains the Same" (1976)
Band member dream vignettes are interlaced with 1973 Madison Square Garden live show.
Sequences include: Robert Plant's escapist warrior fantasy and pastoral family scenes,
Jimmy Page's trippy mountain journey, John Paul Jones midnight highwayman ride, Bonzo drag
racing and farm life and the band management as machine gun toting mobsters.
KISS - "Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park" (1978)
The tale of rock band KISS and their efforts to stop a mad scientist's plan to clone
humans into robots in his laboratory at an amusement park. It just so happens that he
plans to uses the KISS concert as a platform to unleash his plan on the world. KISS must
use their special powers to stop him. Comic book plot and acting--yep; maybe the worst
ever. What else would you expect?
Spinal Tap - "This Is Spinal Tap" (1984)
Parody "rockumentary" covering cliched 70's hard rock bands and their
peccadillos. "Tap" works outside of being a genre-based look at the metal world
as a great comedic lampoon that targets everything from the central characters to the
entire musical industry. Despite the mockery, its tone is reverential toward excessive
heavy metalisms and as good-natured as those who can laugh at themselves. Strong
characters and one of the funniest movies of all time. Recently, it was added to the
Library of Congress' National Film Registry in 2002.
"Monster Dog" (1984)
Alice Cooper plays a metal superstar who takes his band and tour unit on the road, where
they wander onto a weird, isolated farmhouse where a strange wolf creature lives. There is
plenty of Cooper tunes throughout, including a music video mid-way through. EXCLUSIVE
Alice music I might add, not being found anywhere other than this film.
Judas Priest - "Heavy Metal Parking Lot" (1986)
15 minute indy film tour of parking lot prior to Judas Priest concert. Features all the
Cameros and mullets you could want--www.heavymetalparkinglot.com
"Trick or Treat" (1986)
Hollywood fright flick about dead metal star who comes back from the grave to wreak havoc
on a young teenagers. Scare factor: if "The Exorcist" is a 10, this would be
about a 3.
Various Hair Metal - "The Decline of Western Civilization Part II: The Metal
Years" (1988)
Metal documentary covering a lot of bands around the L.A. scence when it was rolling big.
Aerosmith, Poison, Lemmy, Ozzy, Megadeth and Faster Pussycat are all featured. Scene to
watch for: Chris Holmes from W.A.S.P. drinking vodka in a swimming pool as his mother
watches from the side.
"Airheads" (1994)
Tired of being rejected by record labels and talent scouts, band takes over a rock radio
station to play their demo for the masses. From what I recall the film was fairly
mediocre.
KISS - "Detroit Rock City" (1999)
Hollywood film about four teenagers in the late 70's who try to scam their way into a KISS
concert.
"Rock Star" (2001)
Hollywood film loosely, and I mean very loosely, based on Ripper Owens who was in a Judas
Priest tribute band and eventually became their lead singer. Everything is covered with
really broad strokes and the dialog is to writing like a microwave is to cooking. It's Ok
for a cheap rental.
"We Sold Our Souls for Rock n` Roll" (2001)
Directed by Penelope Spheeris and produced by Sharon Osbourne, you're taken behind the
scene and onto the stage in this documentary on Ozzfest. Starring/ music by Black Sabbath,
Rob Zombie, Slipknot, Godsmack, Slayer and others
Metallica - "Some Kind of Monster" (2004)
A look into the making of the album "St. Anger" with reality TV self-discovery
of the band members. I haven't seen it yet, but the reviews have been decent.