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286
Profiled
Type: CD
Company: Independent
Release: 2005
Genre: Hard Rock
Reviewer: Frank Hill
Published: 5/4/2006
Cross-breed of hard rock, garage and a few punk influences
Shirtless, California-based cross-breed of hard rock, garage and a few punk influences. You get a sound from these guys that's gonna make then pretty popular on any local scene, but it's a little too raw and gritty for any radio out there especially with the homegrown gang choruses and a few hardcorish slurred vocals. Some swampy guitar licks are thrown in, but the searing guitars and drums on the first and last numbers really set this one on fire. If they stick to the hard rock they'll please the bigger fanset of earlier Aerosmith and Jackyl. 286 consists of Martin and Nikee Verry from Argentina, Pete Pace from New Jersey, and Pittsburgh native Adam Joad. For only $5.00, or a dolar a song, Profiled is a steal.
About this Writer:
Frank Hill // Frank Hill has been at this site since its slimy, crying birth in '03. He was born on National Metal Day--11/11 and will turn his hearing aids up to 11 when he's 111. He secretly listens to a lot of old Country and Doo-Wop tunes and wants to start a cyberband with lead vocals by Robot Plant. He is still trying to figure out what Judas Priest meant by "paratamize you". If you read this, then he salutes you.

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
3.5 Good - Most of the record is good, but there may be some filler. This is the OK range where you'd search for the record on sale or used.
3 Average - Some good songs, some bad ones at about a half/half ratio. Could show skills but be dull overall. Redeeming qualities for indy bands are effort and passion. Majors that don't try or suck outright end up here.
2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

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