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Impaled Nazarene - Death Comes in 26 Carefully Selected Pieces - 2005 - Osmose Productions

Track Listing
1. Intro
2. The Horny and the Horned
3. Armageddon Death Squad
4. Goat Perversion
5. 1999: Karmageddon Warriors
6. Motopenis
7. Kohta El Naura Enaa Jeesuskaan
8. The Endless War
9. Sadhu Satana
10. Ghettoblaster
11. Coraxo
12. Soul Rape
13. Sadastic 666/Under a Golden Shower
14. Zero Tolerance
15. The Maggot Crusher
16. Let's Fucking Die
17. Tribulation Hell
18. We're Satan's Generation
19. Cogito Ergo Sum
20. Goat Seeds of Doom
21. Condemned to Hell
22. Intro S.F.P.
23. Sadogoat
24. Vitutuksen Multihuipennus
25. The Lost Art of Goat Sacrificing
26. Total War - Winter War

Death Comes in 26 Carefully Selected Pieces is the latest release from Finnish black metallers Impaled Nazarene. It’s a live album, recorded in late 2004 at a concert in Finland. Usually live albums are a lot of fun but for an artists’ real quality work you have to buy the actual studio albums. This is far from the case with Impaled Nazarene. Live, they are twice as intense, twice as heavy, and twice as good as they are on their studio albums, which I’m not a huge fan of. This disc, on the other hand, is deserving of lots of listening time.

Lots of notable Finnish musicians have spent some time in Impaled Nazarene, like Alexi Laiho of Children of Bodom and Teemu Raimoranta (RIP) of Finntroll. Right now there’s no one that has gained fame in any other way other than this band working with them, but that doesn’t mean there’s no talent. Vocalist Mika Luttinen has one of the most intense voices in black metal, and drummer Reima Kellokoski is pretty damn fast. The guitars and bass aren’t too shabby either – so I’m not surprised that these five put on a magnificent live performance.

A 26 track release is unheard of in black metal, even for a live album. The ability to do such a thing makes Impaled Nazarene quite unique indeed. If you don’t count the handful of tracks that are just intros or speaking, there are still 23 or 24 real songs on this album. This wouldn’t work if they were all four or five minutes, obviously. Lucky for us, Impaled Nazarene often take a death-grind approach to their songwriting and procure extremely fast, extremely heavy, two minute long songs. Somehow, the riffing, drumming, and vocals still manage to stay within the realm of black metal, even in such short songs. This makes for a very interesting listening experience indeed.

Any Impaled Nazarene fan would be doing him or herself a disservice by not picking this up – as I’ve said before, it’s better than the studio releases. Anyone who has heard them and not enjoyed them, I’d still recommend giving this album a shot. I wasn’t crazy about them until I heard this, which has quickly become my favorite live black metal album out of all the ones I own. Nothing can top pure aggression, which is exactly what you get from these guys.

8.5/10

--Veritas 08.22.05

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
3.5 Good - Most of the record is good, but there may be some filler. This is the OK range where you'd search for the record on sale or used.
3 Average - Some good songs, some bad ones at about a half/half ratio. Could show skills but be dull overall. Redeeming qualities for indy bands are effort and passion. Majors that don't try or suck outright end up here.
2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

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Death Comes in 26 Carefully Selected PiecesImpaled Nazarene
2005
Veritas9/15/2005
ManifestImpaled Nazarene
2007
Al Kikuras9/19/2008
Pro Patria FinlandiaImpaled Nazarene
2006
Death Metal Shawn12/22/2006


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