STIFF DONUT - "I Did It All For The Cookie" - 2006 - self released
1.We Love Fat Chicks 2.I Egged Arnold Schwarzennegar 3.Kill Everyone Who Has A Cell Phone 4.Drugs Are Bad 5.Emo Guys Love To Fuck 6.You're Really Hot But You're A Nut 7.Who The Hell Are The Hilton Sisters 8.Fuck Iron Maiden 9.I'm With Stupid 10.Urethral Earthquake
Every local scene in the world has a band like STIFF DONUT. You know the type. Strange beyond genre classification, humorous lyrics, and a shtick all their own, and nothing else at all. Seriously, this a horrendous. The best thing about the CD is the lyric sheet, and to their credit, there are some chuckles. Beyond that, I am one of the few that like novelty bands, and I am not feeling this one at all. The synthesizer is fucking annoying. There are a few OK riffs, although they are anything but groundbreaking. The vocalist uses a couple different styles, although they seem to compete for which sounds more terrible. The drums sound electronic, which they likely are. There really is nothing else to say about this.
--Death Metal Shawn 12.05.06
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