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Scary Manilow - Thrill Ride to the Apocalypse - Scary Music - 2005

Track Listing
01. Winter
02. Cry
03. Pure
04. Loser Friendly
05. Lazarus
06. I Am
07. Wheel
08. Jesus Christ
09. Angry Devil Boy
10. Cross
11. The Final Scene
12. Stranded
Cartoonish packaging suggests a light attitude and plenty of humor, but Scary Manillow has a rather dark modern hard rock undertone. There is trickery here though, a double level that exposes itself underneath as Christian Rock.


Think Creed without all the pretentions and poses.


Links: www.myspace.com/scarymanilow


Performances: 3.5/5 | Packaging: 4/5




--Nailer 09.26.06




About this Writer:
Frank Hill // Frank Hill has been at this site since its slimy, crying birth in '03. He was born on National Metal Day--11/11 and will turn his hearing aids up to 11 when he's 111. He secretly listens to a lot of old Country and Doo-Wop tunes and wants to start a cyberband with lead vocals by Robot Plant. He is still trying to figure out what Judas Priest meant by "paratamize you". If you read this, then he salutes you.

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
3.5 Good - Most of the record is good, but there may be some filler. This is the OK range where you'd search for the record on sale or used.
3 Average - Some good songs, some bad ones at about a half/half ratio. Could show skills but be dull overall. Redeeming qualities for indy bands are effort and passion. Majors that don't try or suck outright end up here.
2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

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