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The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time - Martin Popoff (2004) ECW PRESS - reviewed by: Nailer

One of our guiltiest pleasures--The List. How much time in high school did I spend debating with the other bangers the best of various bands and musicians. I remember we hardly agreed and 'Angus Young vs. Randy Rhodes' was a pretty spirited dispute. Class sucked anyway, so I guess it was time well spent. Then I matured and left those arguments behind.

Using the democratic votes of an enormous, world-wide poll covering 35+ years of headbanging history, Metal scribe Martin Popoff reprises his role as the reigning heavyweight of massive metal volumes continuing on from "The Top 500 Heavy Metal Songs Of All Time" to the 450 page "The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time" book. Popoff is a blast to read with an acute, often times obtuse style that is as cerebral as it is from the gut. Whether he's describing the "the strong backhand of the title track" from Nazareth (#436) or the "rope-a-dope lope" of Helmet (#456), you can't help but be impressed by the furnace level of this wordsmith.

If you think Martin just took the easy road and copped his own reviews from his prior 1997 magnum opus "The Collector's Guide To Heavy Metal", think again. Part of the fun of reading this stout soft cover is his integrated agreements and disagreements that range from the extended passage (Appetite for Destruction #10) to the short, punchy "Bah!" (Screaming for Vengeance #12). Other at-a-glance goodies are short lists of Top Albums from artists, themed Top 10s (Best Power Metal, Best Black Metal, etc), Points by Band and Popoff's own Top 25. Along with each commentary is quoted sections from the artists that are a treasure trove of trivia (board game sometime, Martin?). Try these out (answers at bottom):

1. Bruce Dickinson's favorite Iron Maiden album?
2. What's Dio's favorite album from his past?
3. Who did Ritchie Blackmore's first Strat come from?
4. Who said Heavy Metal was too Caucasian for them?
5. What band received a gold 8-track?

This book left me rubbing my eyes nightly from staying up late during the work week delighting in the anecdotes and features. As much as I'd like to say an obscure band from a modest country won the poll, the big boys owned the chart clear up to #35 when Mercyful Fate joined in. Metallica, Sabbath, Slayer, Maiden and Pantera give credence to the idea you don't have to be a small seller from the underground to be a classic favorite. The latter half had a surprising number of death, black and other extreme acts. After finishing "The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time", I might just start arguing again.

"The Top 500 Heavy Metal Albums Of All Time" can be ordered from ECW Press (Entertainment Culture Writing, not the 90s wrestling fed) or Martin Popoff www.martinpopoff.com



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MY TOP 25 (with their place in the book)
1. Iron Maiden--Live After Death (#87)
2. Queensryche-Operation Mindcrime (#7)
3. Led Zeppelin--Physical Grafitti (#48)
4. Queensryche-Rage For Order (#108)
5. Metallica--Ride the Lightning (#4)
6. Iron Maiden--Number of the Beast (#2)
7. AC/DC--Back in Black (#5)
8. Metallica--Master of Puppets (#1)
9. Led Zeppelin I (-)
10. Led Zeppelin II (#59)
11. Led Zeppelin Houses of the Holy (#146)
12. Led Zeppelin III (#134)
13. Led Zeppelin IV (#30)
14. GnR--Appetite For Destruction (#10)
15. Def Leppard--Pyromania (#55)
16. AC/DC--Highway to Hell (#23)
17. Queen--The Game (-)
18. Queen--Night At The Opera (#177)
19. Dio--Last in Line (#73)
20. Anthrax--Among the Living (#49)
21. Queensryche--The Warning (#192)
22. Iron Maiden--Piece of Mind (#8)
23. Overkill--Feel the Fire (-)
24. Helloween--Keeper of the Seven Keys I (#89)
25. Metallica--Kill 'Em All (#18)

1. Piece of Mind
2. Heaven and Hell
3. Eric Clapton
4. Ted Nugent
5. Nazareth

--Nailer 08.31.04
About this Writer:
Frank Hill // Frank Hill has been at this site since its slimy, crying birth in '03. He was born on National Metal Day--11/11 and will turn his hearing aids up to 11 when he's 111. He secretly listens to a lot of old Country and Doo-Wop tunes and wants to start a cyberband with lead vocals by Robot Plant. He is still trying to figure out what Judas Priest meant by "paratamize you". If you read this, then he salutes you.

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
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2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

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