F U L L . R E V I E W S


Vaginal Carnage - Dildo Detention - reviewed by: Souldestroyer

Track Listing
1. Gang bang busimess man
2. Baby crusher
3. Chaps with flaps
4. On the brasko
5. Brutal sensation
6. My nuts are nuggets
7. Is this ya slut
8. Dildo detention
9. Slab of sluts
10. Mad mullet cunt
11. Shit in my mouth

Well here we have another gorepornogrind band.

At first listen this reminds me of Anal Blast. But nope, after further investigation these guys have alot more talent. Correctly titled "sewergoregrind", this MCD is filled with all kinds of hilarious and sickening samples.

Just imagine Waco Jesus with all the crunch and speed it up 10 times. The cover artwork is also very vomiting induced. And with any band that seeks this kind of extreme metal they are going to be lacking in any kind of fan base, which is depressing since alot of bands of this ilk are very talented.

7 out of 10 (gave the 7 because they used a sample of Dr. Dre while somebody in the foreground was peeing)


Souldestroyer 4.30.03

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
3.5 Good - Most of the record is good, but there may be some filler. This is the OK range where you'd search for the record on sale or used.
3 Average - Some good songs, some bad ones at about a half/half ratio. Could show skills but be dull overall. Redeeming qualities for indy bands are effort and passion. Majors that don't try or suck outright end up here.
2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

Note: Reviews are graded from 0-5, anything higher or not showing is from our old style. Scores, however, do not reveal the important features. The written review that accompanies the ratings is the best source of information regarding the music on our site. Reviewing is opinionated, not a qualitative science, so scores are personal to the reviewer and could reflect anything from being technically brilliant to gloriously cheesy fun.

Demos and independent releases get some slack since the bands are often spent broke supporting themselves and trying to improve. Major releases usually have big financial backing, so they may be judged by a heavier hand. All scores can be eventually adjusted up or down by comparison of subsequent releases by the same band. We attempt to keep biases out of reviews and be advocates of the consumer without the undo influence of any band, label, management, promoter, etc.

The best way to determine how much you may like certain music is to listen to it yourself.



ALL FULL REVIEWS FOR: VAGINAL CARNAGE
CD
TITLE BAND
DOR
REVIEWER DATE
Dildo DetentionVaginal Carnage
2002
Nate Turpin4/29/2003


ALL SUMMARY REVIEWS FOR: VAGINAL CARNAGE

No Summary reviews currently exist for them.


ALL INTERVIEWS FOR: VAGINAL CARNAGE
INTERVIEW BAND INTERVIEWER DATE


YOU MAY ALSO LIKE THESE DEATH STYLED RELEASES:


<< back >>






ERIC COMPTON PICKS
Prong
Zero Days
Anti-Mortem
New Southern
HammerFall
Infected
Mr. Big
Defying Gravity
Hellyeah
Blood for Blood

GREG WATSON PICKS
Iced Earth
Dystopia
Allegaeon
Elements of the Infinite
Demonic Resurrection
Dashavatar
The Gentle Storm
The Diary
Cognition
Spiral of Deception

FRANK HILL PICKS
Honeymoon Disease
The Transcendence
Madame Torment
Lost Girl in the City
A Sound of Thunder
Who Do You Think We Are?
Born of Fire
Heavy Metal Hot Sauce
In Flames
The Mirror's Truth

DAVID LOVELESS PICKS
Depressed Mode
Ghosts of Devotion
Dirge
Alma | Baltica
Deathspell Omega
Veritas Diaboli…
Akercocke
Antichrist
Leprous
Malina