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Vaginal Carnage - Dildo Detention - reviewed by: Souldestroyer

Track Listing
1. Gang bang busimess man
2. Baby crusher
3. Chaps with flaps
4. On the brasko
5. Brutal sensation
6. My nuts are nuggets
7. Is this ya slut
8. Dildo detention
9. Slab of sluts
10. Mad mullet cunt
11. Shit in my mouth

Well here we have another gorepornogrind band.

At first listen this reminds me of Anal Blast. But nope, after further investigation these guys have alot more talent. Correctly titled "sewergoregrind", this MCD is filled with all kinds of hilarious and sickening samples.

Just imagine Waco Jesus with all the crunch and speed it up 10 times. The cover artwork is also very vomiting induced. And with any band that seeks this kind of extreme metal they are going to be lacking in any kind of fan base, which is depressing since alot of bands of this ilk are very talented.

7 out of 10 (gave the 7 because they used a sample of Dr. Dre while somebody in the foreground was peeing)


Souldestroyer 4.30.03

Maximum Metal Rating Legend - Click for Full Details
5 Excellent - Buy it and say a prayer to the metal gods that you were tuned on to this masterpiece. A classic.
4-4.5 Great - Almost perfect records but there's probably a clunker or a lacking somewhere to keep it from perfection. You won't feel bad about dropping some bones on these.
3.5 Good - Most of the record is good, but there may be some filler. This is the OK range where you'd search for the record on sale or used.
3 Average - Some good songs, some bad ones at about a half/half ratio. Could show skills but be dull overall. Redeeming qualities for indy bands are effort and passion. Majors that don't try or suck outright end up here.
2-2.5 Fair - Worth a listen, but best obtained by collectors. There is much better metal out there.
1-1.5 Bad - Major problems with music, lyrics, production, etc.
0 Terrible or an otherwise waste of your life and time.

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Dildo DetentionVaginal Carnage
2002
Nate Turpin4/29/2003


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